Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
Panties = found
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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