That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
if it walks like a guido and talks like a guido, i'm gonna fuck it.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She looked at me and said "i like penises." and then passed out with her condom balloon animal in her hands.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch
WHY ARE THERE SO MANY BURPS IN MY SMALL, INCREDIBLY ATTRACTIVE BODY
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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