Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
I'm unsure as to how you were able to snapchat me with your hands duck taped to beer, but I appreciated it nonetheless.
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
you made me suck your tit in the car and kept saying "good boy. I love you so much. good boy."
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm a grown ass woman, I need to get fucked
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
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