Correction, I've been on a lot of dates and a lot of dicks
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Harry Potter. Singing. Sobering up. In that order.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
Fuck. I'm going to pass the savings right on to the strippers. It's trickle down economics.
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
Now I can't unsee my hot boss's under-boobs. Monday will be awkward.
Pics or STFU
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
We were so sore from having sex that we decided to fix it with more sex. It's the hair of the dog for sex hangover.
No ive been in the mountains getting high and baking cookies with a 4 year old
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
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