I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
My goal of the day is to not shit myself. That's it. Setting the bar real low
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Do you remember doing synchronized hip thrusts to Michael Jackson? Probably one of my favorite parts of the night
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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