I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
Randomize
