We were chasing that deer in the quad and next thing I remember I woke up in my RAs bed. I'm probably in trouble.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
2 showers later and I'm still finding cum on random body parts of mine
the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
can i get licensed in dentistry online like a priest
After I asked for my 6th Gin & Tonic, the look on the flight attendant's face started to make me feel bad about myself.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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