he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
WHY did you say no to the sex seance?
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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