Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I got "discovered a new religion high" last night
I just made a milkshake without a blender... thats determination
i think my mom would be mad if i was pregnant. last time i was she grounded me for a week.
I realized i make the same noise when i get a blow job as when i eat pizza
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
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