i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
What part of a retired stonemason dealing with your rock hard cock does not sound like you have the wrong number ?
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
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