I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
He booked us a hotel at a resort in cancun for sprng break... I just wanted to get laid this weekend when i was blackout i didnt know it was gonna spiral into a mess of events like a 5 month in advance commitment
You couldn't stand up so I took you home, took off your makeup, put you to bed then shaved off your eyebrows. I so nearly won the responsible adult prize.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
I don't think you should say "suck my dick" and then proclaim to be a messiah, of any sort.
Scary. I hope people take me seriously. Maybe I should black out less to be sure
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