Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
I demanded respect from my fuck buddy. Drunk me is not fun.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I just high fived you brother at the bar then immediately realized my hands smell like your vagina
You know it's a good Halloween party when a guy wearing a light-up sombrero offers you blow.
Ok I've processed it. Who the fuck makes out drunk in a parking lot in a backseat with the windows down in the middle of the day?!?!
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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