Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
I'm a simple man, with a social life most psychopaths would cringe at
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I just found a video on my phone from last night of you yelling, "you can't fuck me!" at least 20 times
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
I get hit on by the prison guards every time i go to see him. Seriously.
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
My eye was non-stop itchy for like an hour... I thought burying my face in your ass caught up with me
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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