You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
lost my vibrator and now I have to masturbate manually. The struggle is fucking real.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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