Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
he quoted the bible to break up with me
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
When you get a chance, you should call Nick. He REEAAAALLLLLY wants to hear you make chewbacca noises.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
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