So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
is it sad that whenever i need to spell "independent" i still sing that one rap song?
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Your "dubstep at ceilis" resulted in a random naked guy busting into my room and peeing all over my bathroom
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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