I'm eating all of the evidence.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
Nothing like moscato in your sinuses tobmake your night complete
Tell me about it I woke up on your couch with only my underwear on and a 26 year old wrapped around me. I thought my thirties would be different.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
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