i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
She announced her abortion via fbk
I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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