so that wasnt chicken after all
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
i had to do the walk of shame dressed as a leprechaun. I have never been more proud of my irish roots.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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