i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
Update: drank half a bottle of Bourbon and texted three ex's. Waiting for the roommates to go to sleep so I can raid the fridge.
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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