Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
I have now hooked up with 8 of the Apostles. I have no idea where I'm going to find a guy named Bartholomew.
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
The drug dealer had chickens in his house so I know it was good stuff.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
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