Strippers tramp stamp says "mom"
I just had teddy grams, ritz crackers, and twizzlers for dinner. Hello, end of the semester.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
Do you remember trying to use a pencil, pen, and sunglasses as your second form of ID at the bar when they wouldn't let you in last night?
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
dude when I get home wanna help me fulfill my dream of smoking a bowl out of my saxophone?
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Randomize
