It's been over a month and I still can't find the bra I wore out on new years eve.
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
In all seriousness...vodka, almond milk and chocolate syrup make a decent white russian.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I needed 3am water. Not 3am shots of rum.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
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