i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
my drunk uncle just explained that turkeys are not gentle lovers... and no context doesn't make it better.
Just met someone from Jersey. No fist pumps or jagerbombs. Kind of disappointed...
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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