After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
Yep. Just threw myself a bachelorette party with my coworkers penis before I re-enter the holy order of monogomous relationships.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
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