how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Also, sex on a first date is no, right? Really, I just don't want to clean my apartment, but I'm trying to hide behind "morals" in an effort to appear less lazy.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think I need to see a chiropractor after giving that blow job
You came home screaming the lyrics to Drunk in love, and dumped wine on me when I said you would never be Beyoncé
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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