Define "chronic" masturbator.
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I guess I fist pumped too hard. I hit my mom in the face and now we're sitting in the ER.
When we told the nurse what happened, she replied with "OH, Well you don't look Italian to me!"
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
Omg there's puke under my pillow. Clearly I puked and tried to hide it. From myself. \n
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