Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I just yelled at my mom for getting me circumcised without my permission. That drunk
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
I have feelings that need drinking.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
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