Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
My high school reunion is Thursday so I need to find an outfit that says "Haha, you got fat and I got tits. Suck it, bitches."
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
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