Pregnant stripper...not hot.
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
No worries. On my way home to get ski poles and wipe the sick off my face. Then it's time to get drunk in the park
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
My mom wants to name our new dog the same name as my fuck buddy. This will be weird
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
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