I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Randomize
