Earlier, I saw a homeless man that looked like Abe Lincoln, and I just saw a guy walk past wearing crocs and socks. I'm beginning to like this city less and less
If I'm having a dream where I'm having sex and I can actually feel it between my legs because I've had a lot of it recently, does that make me a whore?
I have a feeling this is a serious question. Problem solve, Jess.. I'm going to let you figure that one out on your own
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
All i have left of him are the magnum X-Large condoms he left in my room, knowing full well that no other guy I hook up with will be able to fill his shoes. He taunts me.
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
Nothing says Panama City like condoms washing up on the shore.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
Its honestly only a matter of time before I punch him in the face... I'll try to control myself until you guys break up
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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