It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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