My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
Yeah yeah, I don't care. I bought a super soaker, so lets please go attracting attention by spraying each other while wearing white tank tops?
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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