How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
I'm done trying to be a vegetarian. My vagina smells like hummus.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I need to think of the best way to tell this boy he's not getting his pants back
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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