i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I was totally going to sleep with him, until he got naked and started swinging around his boner singing "I'm so hard. oh yeah yeah yeah, I'm so hard" like Rihanna.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
She broke up with him yesterday after she cheated on him. He's going a bachelor party next weekend. How has Homeland Security not raised the threat level?
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
He called me baby cakes during sex... Can U not
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
He woke up to me masturbating during the presidential address. Now he won't stop making jokes.
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
false alarm, still single
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