I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
He told me they were just razor bumps!
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
His blow is so strong I threw up. Buy it. I'm in nursing school I know what I'm talking about.
Walking through campus with a grocery bag full of pot brownies. I'm like the santa claus of 4/20
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
They were supposed to legalize it when there was a chance someone might actually propose to me. I'm appealing this bullshit.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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