I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
1st date with cop went weird. He yelled at me & we had a horrible date. Walking to the car I tripped & started bleeding & then he made out with me. Is it wrong that I want to see him again?
THIS IS WHY YOU NEED THERAPY!
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