what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
Instead of peeing my cute lil blue panties I peed in the train parking lot in front of an asian.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing says I love you as your fiancé bringing back home your drunk brother from his own stag party
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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