Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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