Most awkward thing ever just happened. I was reaching in my purse to get something and a condom fell out into the woman's lap next to me. At least she knows I'm safe.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
Randomize
