Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
I had to help him get his zipper down in front of his dad so he could pee in the bushes. That Is what moonshine does to you.
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
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