Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Watching him is like watching a star slowly implode
Had to immediately delete the Bevmo email because I can't even look at an email about alcohol right now.
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
Wanna get drunk and make some bad decisions?
Are you calling me a bad decision?
Randomize
