idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
She was standing in the road flagging traffic in a tshirt and boxers. I didn't stop.
All she wanted was a cigarette
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
She doesn't even know his real name...he just keeps calling himself Hans the Third
some kid lit a j in the bar tonight. i was in awe of both his boldness and the severe beatdown he received moments later
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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