I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
she left out the fact that she had a kid until she told me not to suck on her tits too hard or milk would come out.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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