i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
i just fell asleep masturbating. I'm no longer surprised i'm single. I can't even pleasure myself.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
MASS TEXT! MASS TEXT! Your sad horny friend has finally gotten it in and can go back to being normal once again. You're welcome.
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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