hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
I ended up taking shots of whiskey and chasing them with potato wedges, I have never felt more Irish
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Cop came to our door looking for you. Something about sex in public and intoxication. I said you matched the description.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
who knew my inner goddess was such a whore
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
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