doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
If I am going to throw out this whole "born again virgin" thing...i'm not going to do it on someone who is less than 5 inches.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Yuck. My throat feels like someone chucked a couple of Maltov cocktails down it and finished it off with a super soaker filled with Jameson.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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