And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I cannot find my penis.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
I feel like my uterus is decaying in my body
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I can't wait til I'm a real grown up and am no longer expected to take 7 shots of raspberry ruby as a pregame to a night of drinking natty lite
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
I realize my mistake but don't you dare school me in cock, young man
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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