So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
Well, we missed our public lewdness court date. Looks like were going to jail in Alabama ...
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i wondered why i had so many splinters in my hand, then i went out to my car and remembered id stolen an entire cactus
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
He straight up just had me drive all the way here and when I got here he was drinking a cup of tea and right after said he needed to go to bed
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
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