Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
Just so you know, if you are not feeling well today it's cause you drank a gatorade bottle full of highlighter fluid.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
If we can only get laid once in a blue moon, apparently this will be our month.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
I put on pants and a bra for you and you never showed up. There is no forgiveness for that.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
You're the only guy I know who could convince a lady at the pharmacy to trade you her pain pills for your antibiotics.
he's so sweet and its so cute. but I swear to fuck if I let my guard down and this was all a lie I am going to become a serial killer.
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
Randomize
