no. you can't hotbox the world.
When I came home you were using a glowstick to eat peanut butter from the jar.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I'm gonna make a therapist very happy and very wealthy this semester.
Well his dad was his wingman, so I had to fuck him. I didnt want his dad to think that he was doing a bad job and I was drunk enough to think he was doing a good job.
Score one for dad.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
not only did I call my ex crying but drunk me also deleted the phone log so I had no warning when I saw him in class
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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