She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
Wine smoothie.... Not as good as I thought it would be
He said he's was gunna give me some pain meds. I'm not sure what they are but I just gave him a thumbs up
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
She is screaming bc she thinks you jumped out the window...please show her you just went out for a smoke
I gave you a piece of bread to sober you up. You wiped your face off with it and then gave it back to me.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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