Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
Periouds do not concern me. Biploogival needs are buological needs.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
We'll wreck the fuck out of my furniture. How often does one really get the chance to fuck through a table with no negative consequences?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
At the end of the date, he asked if he could kiss me. I really wanted to say "dude, I didn't shave for nothing"
I think I was high. I asked a dude at chillis if they had a cereal buffet
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