I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
All I remember is being in the middle of the road puking and my bestfriend cheering me on from the passenger seat...
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