I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
I just made out with a guy for $7.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
Ok. Also I almost just threw up. Seriously. I was think to myself "really? Here? Now? At my work desk?" and then it went away.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
Randomize
