Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I woke up with her little sister yelling "she's dead !!" from the bathroom doorway.
I want something that's relevant to him banging her right after I did. Like "runner-up"
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
Randomize
