this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I've seen too many naked penises for this to be a normal Monday morning
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
He saw my Halloween/ Costume closet and assumed I’m into cosplay. I’m going with it. What’s sexier, a cop or a nurse?
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