I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Well last time he got out of rehab he lasted 6 hours. So 3 days this time is quite an accomplishment.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
I was using my Beauty and the Beast blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I found your missing hash cookies. Fuck you and I'm sorry but there are only 2 left. I already had the munchies.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
someone just "made it rain" kraft processed sliced cheese. i forgot what it was like to be home...
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
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